Blaster Blues
Title card via TFWiki, fan-archive fair use
The Decepticons jam Earth's radio signals to mask an energy-stealing scheme, and Blaster leads the counterattack.
Spike and Carly are at a rock concert, having taken Blaster along for the music. Enjoying the concert, Spike wishes that the rest of the Autobots could hear the music, so Blaster begins transmitting to all of them. Off in space, Cosmos gets a real kick out of the music.
At the Autobot base, Optimus Prime and Sparkplug are observing Omega Supreme's target practice on Teletraan I, when Blaster's music from the concert begins playing on their channel. Sparkplug and most of the Autobots are not enjoying the overwhelming volume, but Jazz gets the chance to show off his dancing skills.
At the Haley Observatory, Professor Haley introduces his new creation, the Voltronic Galaxer, to his fellow scientists. The device is intended to translate Earth's recordings into other languages and broadcast them into space, in search of intelligent life. Seemingly, the Transformers don't count. During his first test of the device, the scientist is quite surprised when he gets a response... which turns to horror when he sees it's the Decepticons. Starscream, as he is oft wont to do, begins firing randomly, but Megatron orders him to stop, saying that they need the Voltronic Galaxer.
At the Autobot base, Optimus Prime is so annoyed by the music that he outright tells Blaster to "shut up", but to no avail. Only a distress call from the scientist finally gets Blaster to stop. After the Autobots arrive at the observatory, they find that the Decepticons have already fled with their prize. Optimus Prime vows to find it and bring the Voltronic Galaxer back.
Splitting up into groups, the Autobots begin the search. Powerglide, Spike and Carly have already searched half the hemisphere, while Cosmos and Blaster are searching outer space. They locate the Decepticons in a base on the Moon, where Megatron is plotting to take control of Earth's radio airwaves. Blaster and Cosmos are caught, however, before they can contact the Autobots. Blaster is forced into use as a transcrambler, while Cosmos powers the device. Megatron orders the Seekers to return to Earth as the radio blackout commences.
On Earth, the communications blackout is scrambling even the Autobots' radio channels. Red Alert and Inferno barely manage to stop a forest fire, while Prowl, Ratchet, Hoist, and Trailbreaker free motorists trapped on a frozen highway, where Ramjet and Thundercracker attack.
At an airport, Powerglide is attempting to land, when Ramjet and Thundercracker attack, damaging both Powerglide and Optimus Prime. Spike manages to strap a jet pack onto Powerglide, giving him some extra boost. As Megatron begins broadcasting his demands to Earth, Blaster plays music from the concert on the same channel. Carly recognizes the tunes and manages to track the transmission back to the Moon. They head for the Autobot base. Carly does some quick repairs on Optimus then the two teens and Powerglide load Prime onto Omega, who takes them to space.
Once Omega lands on the Moon, Megatron and Astrotrain attack him. Omega manages to get his hand on Megatron, but Astrotrain rams Omega in train mode, causing him to release Megatron. Astrotrain then flees and Omega transforms into rocket mode and follows. Seeing Optimus Prime defenseless, Megatron decides to hit him while he's down, only for the Autobot leader to reactivate just in time to defend himself.
—Professor Haley contacts Megatron, the master of dry wit.
—Sparkplug and the Autobots share their opinions on Blaster's choice in music.
—Human scientist bolstering his race's importance in the cosmos.
—Optimus Prime in another fine example of subordinate management.
—Peter Cullen's annoyance at Blaster's loud music.
- Throughout the script, Trailbreaker is referred to as Trailblazer, a name which popped up during "A Prime Problem".
- Seriously. "I've never been to the Moon before!"
- Jazz has righteous moves, but they are limited by his bulky body.
- Gadgets and powers: Blaster's boom box mode in the opening scenes is as tall as a human.
- Red Alert's "horns" flash to indicate Decepticon activity, just like in "Auto Berserk". This time they're orange, though.
- Ratchet and the rest can deploy tire studs to deal with snow-covered roads.
Screencaps via TFWiki (Teletraan I), used under fan-archive fair use.